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发表于 2010-9-1 23:32 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

1, sub-bailiff hand, realized that , tears, my son does not go away.

2, Journey to the West tells us: those who have the background of the monster have been picked up, and those who have no background and killed by a stick.

3, Do you have any unhappy things? That you let everyone happy.

4, then I like you, would you like me .

5, I'm not the yuan, how can everyone like me? !

6, it is unable to extricate themselves, apart from love there teeth.

7, when the malicious mind of life to engage in everything became black humor, I take this opportunity to change themselves into a highly educated rogue.

8, the time too thin, too wide through our fingers.

9, a dream girl who would like to ask a white horse, opened his eyes found all over the world does not slip gray donkey autumn, after the "hit and can only pick from a donkey in a strong group, so that the donkey was name: male economy.

10, I'm going to cry, I'll make, do not go to bed night night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills, get to the root of small rope to hang themselves. Ugly to love again, when it comes to loving the world.

11, our goal: to money, to make thick.

12, I forgot you turned on the passers-A, what keeps you wasted years to the End of the World?

13, no medical insurance and life insurance, not honorable ... after dark ...

14, crowded public transport is included in Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and many other sports and fitness project was an integrated campaign.

15, escaped a precedent know you are an evildoer.

16, hands pockets, who do not love.

17, holding a kitchen knife cutting wires, all the way with Lightning sparks.

18, single is not difficult, it is difficult to cope with the end of those who want you to do everything possible to single people.

19, What is happiness? Happiness is what you eat fish, I eat meat, watch others.

20, read the book more than a decade, I would like to better themselves or mixed kindergarten!

21, I was infatuated seeds is also a result of the rain ... ... drowned.

22, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love to rest in peace is better than the street violence better body.

[ 本帖最后由 萧幕尘 于 2010-9-1 23:36 编辑 ]

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1、执子之手,方知子丑,泪流满面,子不走我走。
  
    2、西游记告诉我们:凡是有后台的妖怪都被接走了,凡是没后台的都被一棒子打死了。
  
    3、你有什么不开心的事?说出来让大家开心一下。
  
    4、我那么喜欢你,你喜欢我一下会死啊。
  
    5、我又不是人民币,怎么能让人人都喜欢我?!
  
    6、令人不能自拔的,除了牙齿还有爱情。
  
    7、当生活心怀歹毒地将一切都搞成了黑色幽默,我顺水推舟把自己变成了一个受过高等教育的流氓。
  
    8、时间太瘦,指缝太宽。
  
    9、小姑娘们梦中都想找一匹白马,睁开眼发现满世界都是灰不溜秋的驴,悲痛欲绝后,只能从驴群中挑个身强力壮的,这样的驴就被命名为:经济适用男 。
  
    10、我就要哭,我就要闹,一宿一宿不睡觉,手里拿瓶安眠药,拿根小绳要上吊。再丑也要谈恋爱,谈到世界充满爱。
  
    11、我们的目标:向钱看,向厚赚。
  
    12、我是你转身就忘的路人甲,凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯?
  
    13、没有医保和寿险的,天黑后不要见义勇为……
  
    14、挤公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多种体育和健身项目于一体的综合性运动。
  
    15、老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。
  
    16、手插口袋,谁都不爱 。
  
    17、手拿菜刀砍电线,一路火花带闪电。
  
    18、单身并不难,难的是应付那些千方百计想让你结束单身的人 。
  
    19、幸福是什么?幸福就是你吃鱼,我吃肉,看着别人啃骨头。
  
    20、念了十几年书,想起来还是幼儿园比较好混!
  
    21、我当年也是个痴情的种子,结果下了场雨……淹死了。
  
    22、很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓,但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好 。

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发表于 2010-9-1 23:51 | 显示全部楼层
看看尘用哪一条。

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发表于 2010-9-2 00:11 | 显示全部楼层
  17、手拿菜刀砍电线,一路火花带闪电。

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发表于 2010-9-2 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
20、念了十几年书,想起来还是幼儿园比较好混!        21、我当年也是个痴情的种子,结果下了场雨……淹死了。

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发表于 2010-9-2 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
忒搞笑~\\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦

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发表于 2010-9-2 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
问好小尘版版

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发表于 2010-9-2 00:13 | 显示全部楼层
问好勇版版

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发表于 2010-9-2 00:13 | 显示全部楼层
开心的玩着。。。俺要去呼呼去啦。。。明天见。。。

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发表于 2010-9-2 00:16 | 显示全部楼层
看俺现在打字还真快一些了,就怕拆掉固定板后又不适应了,呵呵。。。闪啦。。。
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