爆笑俏皮话
<DIV style="TEXT-INDENT: 0px"><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，真羡慕你啊，这么小就有一个这么成功的老爸。</SPAN></FONT></DIV><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，哎呦，您这么忙还亲自上厕所啊？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，自从得了神经病，整个人都精神多了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，不能因为我俩有过节，你就把我当节过。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，我这人不懂音乐，所以时而不靠谱，时而不着调。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，唉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">这人要是一没正形，连头痛都是偏的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，你说你吧，没文凭还学人家长得丑，不聪明还学人家秃头顶！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，天下之大，大不过你缺的那块心眼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN lang=EN-US>9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，别说我高傲，我只是拒绝与禽兽打交道。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，脑袋空不要紧，关键不要进水。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，人和猪的区别就在于：猪一直是猪，而人有时候却不是人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，人家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>13</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，出问题多从自己身上找原因，别</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>TM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">一便秘就怪地球没有引力。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，别和我谈理想，戒了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>15</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，低调！才是最牛</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>B</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">的炫耀。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>16</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，你的话，我连标点符号都不信。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>17</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，咱俩谈什么感情啊！谈感情伤钱！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin">，狼来了的故事告诉我们，被人骗了两次后，第三次一定要相信他。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P> {:soso_e120:}有些看过，但还是让人发笑
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