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<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>1. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你的长相，影响了我滴健康成长 ，我看到你。心情比上坟还要纠结。 <SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>2. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">蓦然回首，你咋还没走。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>3.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">如果你不在了 ，我还在。<SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>4. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">改革开放了，我的体重蹭地上去了。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>5. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我傻，我快乐。我二，我健康。<SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>6. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">来到这世上千万别客气 ，想做就立即去做，什么都要快，除了死。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>7. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">如果太阳不出来了，我就不去学校了；如果出来了，我就继续睡觉！<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>8. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">世界上的一切问题，都能用“关你屁事”和“关我屁事” 来回答。突然感觉屁好忙。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>9. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一个人走在喧闹的途中，凌乱的脚步倾述着我的孤独<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>10. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">人生最痛苦的事就是方便面涨价了。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>11. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">您好，您所拨打的电话以去世，请来世再拨。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>12. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">大街上手牵手的人很多，有几个是准备结婚的。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>13. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">跌倒了，爬起来再哭，努力，为自己而活！<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>14. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我同桌说：男人乃身外之物。我甩了一句：生不带来，死不带去。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>15. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有种女人：不化妆 ，依然动人。有种女人：不化妆，不敢见人。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN> <SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>16. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">该做的不该做的我都做了，还是不行的话我也不勉强。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>17. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">゛ 有 时 候 真 的 想 把 自 己 给 灭 了 。<SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>18. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小时候，同桌问我怪兽是怎么样的，我拿了一面镜子叫他往里面看，两秒后，他哭了。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>19. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我真想掐死现在懦弱心软的自己！<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>20. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">人的借口多的去了，关现实什么事<SPAN lang=EN-US>? </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>21. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">生命原来是一场无法回放的绝版电影<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>22. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">现实中没有刘易阳，但是有很多童佳倩。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>23. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“我很能吃苦”这五个字 ，我做到了前四个，就证明我已经达到能吃苦的百分之<SPAN lang=EN-US>80</SPAN>了？<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>24. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我不是刘易阳，但是我要她比童佳倩幸福。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>25. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">考试害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>26. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我是一根葱，站的路当中，哪个拿我蘸大酱，我骂他老祖宗。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>27. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">每当半夜的时候，打电话叫谁起床上厕所是一个很纠结的问题。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>28. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我<SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN>分钟后到，如果没到，请再读一遍此短信<SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>29. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">给我一个支点，我就能睡一整天。<SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>30. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你长了一副“请你来骂我”的嘴脸。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>31. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">人 生 就 像 放 电 影 ，搞 不 好 就 缓 冲 失 败<SPAN lang=EN-US>. </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>32. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就是那个义务教育，把我的青春占据了。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>33. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我们班流行的最搞笑一句话：“老板，有木有雪碧，给我来瓶可乐！<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>34. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">网吧告诉了我们，时间就是金钱。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>35. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">现在的天气，自来水可直接泡方便面。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>36. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">土是用来挖的，坑是用来埋你的。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>37. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">吃，我所欲也，瘦，亦我所欲也，二者不可得兼，我了个去也。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>38. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">等我说伤不起的时候，就是你家被火烧的日子。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>39. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">脑袋大，脖子粗，行动笨得像头猪！<SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>40. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">终于鼓起勇气给她发短信表白了，三分钟后，班主任打电话过来：“孩子，这不是闹着玩的。”<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>41. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">爱情是路，朋友是猪，人身只有一条路，路上却有许多猪<SPAN lang=EN-US>. </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>42. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">同样是想买<SPAN lang=EN-US>ipad</SPAN>，大学生就懂得捐精，高中生就只会卖肾，没文化真可怕！<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>43. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">现在考试，最赚钱的还是移动公司。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>44. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">把<SPAN lang=EN-US>QQ</SPAN>号码刻在我的墓碑上，附言：允许任何人加我好友。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>45. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我小时候胆特小 ，放个<SPAN lang=EN-US>p</SPAN>把自己吓哭了<SPAN lang=EN-US>. </SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>46. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">真希望会有一场大大大大的洪水，来把学校淹了<SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>47. </SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">人的桃花运跟生理周期一样！都是一阵一阵的！<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>48.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">妈 妈 夸 我 贤 惠 、闲 的 什 么 都 不 会 。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>49.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">都说强拗的瓜不甜，哥就喜欢吃苦瓜。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>50.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">别做点错事就把什么脏水都往自己身上泼，姐还要留着冲厕所呢。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>51.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">姐高傲旳小心脏，妳伤不起。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>52.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">别跟我说白头偕老，我要永远黑发飘飘。<SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>53.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不想奔三，还没二够！<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>54.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一直被举报。从未被封号。<SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>55.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">上学 拿 钱 混日子 ，上班 拿日子混 钱<SPAN lang=EN-US> .</SPAN>诶 人生 也 不过 如此<SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN></P><FONT size=3 face=宋体></FONT>
<P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt" lang=EN-US>56.</SPAN><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 400%; FONT-FAMILY: '微软雅黑', 'sans-serif'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小三算什么、他充其量也只不过是个人<SPAN lang=EN-US>..</SPAN></SPAN></P>
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