爆笑15条
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">中国最暴笑的１５个笑话</span></strong><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><span lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></span></strong></p><p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、</span> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一人在办公室老是放响屁，同事忍不住说：你能不能不出声？然后便见他坐在那摇来晃去抖个不停，问：干什么？回答说：我调成振动的了</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、一民工大便不通去医院作检查，医生检查后给此人开了一个药方，民工到取药处一看是一卷手纸，不解，医生说：以后不要再用水泥袋擦屁股了！</span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>3</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、某人第一次见到大海，感叹道：“大海啊！母亲！”话音刚落，一个浪头打过来，正好打在他的脸上，此人怒道：“我靠！还他</span><span lang=EN-US>****</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">是个后妈！</span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>4</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、猴子拣到一个卡，于是爬到树枝上想看清楚是啥卡。不料一个雷击中了它，猴子哭着说：“原来是‘</span><span lang=EN-US>IP</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">’（挨劈）卡呀！！”</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>5</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、局长与科长共乘电梯，局长放一屁后对科长说：你放屁了！科长说：不是我放的。不久科长被免职。局长在会上说：屁大的事你都担待不起，要你何用？</span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>6</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、在一家时装店，我看到一个等得不耐烦的青年人对一个漂亮女孩说：“你介意和我说几句话吗？”女孩好奇地问：“为什么？”“我妻子进这个店已经一个多小时了，但她如果看见我和你说话，她会马上出来的</span><span lang=EN-US>......</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">”没等他说完，他妻子已快步走出时装店，挽着他离开了。</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>7</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、某君开车内急，情急之下尿在空雪碧瓶里趁堵车时奔下车想把瓶仍到垃圾桶里被一敬职的巡警拦住，刑警问：“瓶里装的啥？”某君答：“喝剩的雪碧。”刑警说：“那你喝一口给我看看！”</span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>9</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、想你的感觉就想：炒菜没放盐；苹果不太甜；喝酒少了烟；逛街忘带钱。有空时我会想你，没空时我会抽空想你，实在抽不出空我就</span><span lang=EN-US>--</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">什么都不做了，光想你！</span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>10</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、儿子每晚要和妈妈睡。</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">妈说：你长大了娶了媳妇也和妈睡呀？</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">妈说：那你媳妇咋办？</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>11</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、食人族父子打猎，其子擒一瘦子，其父曰：放，没肉！其子又擒一胖子，其父曰：放，太腻！其子又擒一美女，其父曰：带回家，晚上把你妈吃了！</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>12</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通狗，就气势凶凶地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑一顾地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是便衣！</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>13</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、男人有外遇之症状：公司天天加班，家务从来不沾，手机回家就关，短信回完就删，上床呼噜震天，内裤经常反穿。对照检查符合三条属于疑似，四条可确诊。</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>14</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、财政是爹，银行是娘，管土地的是霸王，工商税务两条L。电老虎水阎王，公检法是</span><span lang=EN-US>****</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">。白衣天使黑心肠，人民教师象蚂蝗。</span><span lang=EN-US>***</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，没法过了！</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><span lang=EN-US>15</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">、大熊猫生日，吹灭生日蜡烛后，朋友们问它，许了什么愿望。大熊猫回答说：“我这辈子有</span><span lang=EN-US>2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">个最大的愿望，一个是希望能把我的黑眼圈治好，还有一个嘛！就是希望我也能照张彩色照片。”</span><span lang=EN-US> </span></p> 哈哈哈 好泪奔滴说 太搞笑了啊 呵呵，这个不算暴笑之最。 呵呵,问好逸轩 ;P哈哈哈哈 还不错。 乐一下。
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