萧幕尘 发表于 2010-6-22 18:40

笑话.~!

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'">1.一妇女拿假 钞去买早点,小贩恼了，很严肃的说：大姐,你给假 钞也就算了,最起码是张印的嘛,你这张钞 票居然是画的！</SPAN><WBR><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'">2.就算退一万步说,画的也就算了,你给画一张十块的、五块的都行,对不对？你还给画张七块的！</SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"></SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'">3.七块就七块吧,就不说了，最起码也得画彩色的啊,居然用铅笔画的~！算了,我忍了~！黑白就黑白的！</SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"></SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'">4.那也不能用手纸画啊！手感太~差了。就算是手纸我也认了！</SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"></SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">5.你怎么着也得用剪子把边剪齐了啊,这个用手撕的,毛边太夸张了。</SPAN><WBR><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">行,毛边我也不想说了</SPAN><WBR></SPAN><WBR></SPAN><WBR></SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"></SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'">6.可你也撕个长方型啊！这个三角型就太说不过去了吧！</SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"></SPAN><WBR><BR><WBR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"></SPAN><WBR><BR><SPAN style="COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">下面就是传说中的那张假 钞！</SPAN><WBR><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"> </SPAN><WBR></SPAN><WBR></SPAN><WBR></SPAN><WBR><BR>

三笑 发表于 2010-6-22 19:39

呵呵，真有创意的假钞，问好尘弟！

勇者无惧 发表于 2010-6-22 21:27

假的太假了，连尘都骗不了

退出江湖 发表于 2010-6-22 21:32

很搞的文字    呵呵

最佳男主角 发表于 2010-6-22 22:11

这假钞厉害呢，画得有深度

傲雪纷飞 发表于 2010-6-23 06:13

精彩，哈哈，这人太有创意了。
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