（转帖）为了个DEO，我跟我丈母娘干起来了！
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT color=#000000><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">为了个</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">DEO</FONT></SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，我跟我丈母娘干起来了！</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">这年头，倒插门可真不容易！成天要面对丈母娘那张臭脸，我真的是够够的了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">~~</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">尤其我老婆现在一怀孕，我在他们家更是低三下四的，什么活都是我干，什么气都是我受，连说话都不敢大声！昨天就是为了一个显示器，我和我丈母娘大吵一架，差点动手！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">我老婆现在怀孕三个月了，现在在家里办公，为了让她能更舒服一点，我给她换了一个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">DEO</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">LED</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">液晶显示器，我问过了，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">LED</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">的显示器没有辐射，孕妇也能用。而且这东西也不贵，买了它我的工资还剩了千八百块钱，够用了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">昨天晚上吃完饭，我把厨房收拾好以后就回屋了，这时候丈母娘推门而进，看见在电脑前坐的老婆就大发雷霆！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“我都说了多少遍了！不要玩电脑，电脑有辐射，你们咋就是不听呢！你是怎么伺候你老婆的？你知不知道她怀孕了？你这个爸是不是不想当了！”丈母娘的声音死大，惊得我岳父和我小舅子都跑到我这屋里。“我看你就是想折磨死我女儿再娶一个是不是！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">我说我真比窦娥还冤啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">买个显示器还不是为你女儿好，你到头来还骂我。可是人在屋檐下，哪能不低头，我只好给她讲道理：“妈，你别生气，我问过了，这是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">LED</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">的液晶显示器，人家卖电脑的人说这东西省电，没有辐射，也没有汞和砷，怀孕的人也可以用的，你不用担心</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“屁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">！你别以为你妈人老了好骗！电视上都说了电脑辐射强！你当我傻子啊！”老太太就是认死理，总是觉得自己说的话永远都是对的。到后来越骂越难听，什么我不是男人啦，什么我窝囊靠媳妇养啊……真不知道这老太太上哪找的那么多骂人的话！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">靠，老子不忍了！“我又没花你的钱，我给我媳妇买一个无辐射的显示器你在这叫唤啥！！辐射辐射，你知道啥叫辐射不？光知道电脑有辐射，我告诉你就你那三十二寸的长虹比我这辐射还大呢！你还成天让她陪你看电视！也不知道谁想害人！我还没说你谋杀我儿子呢！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">老太婆一看我发火了，就开始吼叫：“我怎么害人了！你说，我怎么害人了！我伺候你们吃，伺候你们穿，我怎么害人了！你花你自己的钱买东西，电费你自己怎么不掏？就会让我多花钱！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“我吃你啥穿你啥了？每个月的伙食费我都按时交，欠过你一次吗？我吃点肉你脸拉得跟马一样！我喝瓶饮料就跟要了你的命一样！都给你说了，这玩意省电花不了几个电钱，你要是没钱交电费，我给你交！不用给我哭穷，少在这找茬”老婆在旁边拽着我，让我少说两句。靠，吵得真舒坦，别以为老实人就好欺负，逼急了我管你是不是我丈母娘！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“对，我就是找茬，我就是找茬让我姑娘蹬了你！你个小兔崽子，别把自己说的那么好！你能舍得给我姑娘用好东西？你算了吧你！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">就这样，我和这老太太一下吵到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">10</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">点多，要不是老丈人拦着，我估计老太太恨不得冲上来挠我两把！我管她呢！我忍无可忍就无需再忍了！咱也要男儿当自强！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">靠！吵架真爽！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> 这就是代沟吧！老一辈的想法跟年轻人就是不一样。也不能说谁对谁错。有时候忍了，有时候吵了，其实静下心想想的话根本没什么，关心人的方式不同罢了。 清秋真可爱，这个是个变相的广告吧。
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