聆听令人发笑音乐再欣赏四则周末笑话
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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; text-shadow: rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px; font-size: 24px; font-family: 仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312; font-weight: bold; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><font color="#ff0000">1.</font></span><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(38, 38, 38);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">四个老人家一起打麻将，一圈后一人去厕所，上完厕所后把打麻将这事 给忘了，直接回家了。</span></p>
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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(38, 38, 38);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">另外三人久等，见其未归，决定寻找。但谁也想不起刚才和他们在一 起打麻将是谁了。</span></p>
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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(38, 38, 38);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">岁月无情，趁着年轻你记得我，我记得你，没事便齐齐到处转转，吃吃饭，喝点酒，免得时间长了，大家都忘了谁是谁！</span></p>
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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; text-shadow: rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px; font-size: 24px; font-family: 仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312; font-weight: bold; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><font color="#ff0000">2.</font></span><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(38, 38, 38);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">昨天找了一大夫，把脉后，他建议我多运动，不要买饮料，多喝白开 水，多坐公交或步行，不要在外面吃饭，尽量吃素，少吃肉类和海鲜 。<br>
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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(38, 38, 38);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">我点了点头问他： “我是啥毛病啊？<br>
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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(38, 38, 38);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">老中医说 ：“收入太低，压力太大。不适合高消费。 一花钱就上火。”<br><br></span></p>
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(38, 38, 38);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">真神医啊！</span></p></div></div></div></div><div>
<img align="left" border="0" height="201" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201703/06/172532fwm4cp2oib494i2c.jpg" width="400"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; text-shadow: rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px; font-size: 24px; font-family: 仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312; font-weight: bold; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><font color="#ff0000">3.</font></span><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(63, 63, 63);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">一哥们特抠门， 家里什么东西都舍不得扔。</span></p>
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(63, 63, 63);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">一天我去他家，他正在洗冷水澡。</span></p>
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(63, 63, 63);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">我说：“哥，你咋了？ 这么冷的天，你怎么洗冷水澡啊？”</span></p>
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(63, 63, 63);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">他说了句让我终身难忘的话：“家里还剩两包感冒药。再不吃就过期了！</span></p>
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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; text-shadow: rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px; font-size: 24px; font-family: 仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312; font-weight: bold; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><font color="#ff0000">4.</font></span><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">夜里老婆听到老公在哭，忙把老公叫醒，问咋了？</span></p>
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">老公说，梦见自己又结婚。</span></p>
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">老婆说，那不是挺好的么？ 你不是早就想再找一个吗，哭啥呀，该高兴才是？</span></p>
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">老公说，入洞房时一揭盖头，原来还是你！</span></p>
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