那叫小二！
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">1、 某日相亲，女</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E7%9A%84" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">的</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">问男的“你</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E6%98%AF" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">是</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">干什么工作的？” </span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">男：“从事银行工作。” </span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">女：“挺有前途的啊，具体是干什么的？”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">男：“主要经营货币兑换业务。”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">女：“正好最近我打算出国，需要兑换些外币，你那主要兑换什么币？”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">男：“冥币…… ”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">2、一次坐火车，有一人脱了鞋，那味儿叫一个大啊。</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">对面一哥们说：“这味儿</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E9%83%BD" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">都</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">进入我心里了。”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">他说完，我旁边一起坐车的二货室友醒了，大吼一声：“列车员，厕所爆炸了吗？”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">3、泡温泉的时候，看见一目测4岁左右的小萝莉。她把一次性的白毛巾搭在肩上，特别兴奋地：“你看我像不像小三？”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">前面的妈妈转过来，一脸黑线：“那叫小二！”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">“哦。”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">4、</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E8%80%81%E5%85%AC" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">老公</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">不育，请上男科医院；</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E8%80%81%E5%A9%86" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">老婆</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">意外怀孕，请上妇科医院；老公不育，老婆意外怀孕，请上人民法院。</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">5、家有六岁熊孩子一枚，小时候身体不太好，听老人说叫贱名好养些，偶尔会叫他小畜生。</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">一次上街他跑快了，我在后面追，边追边喊“慢点跑，小畜生！”</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">熊孩子接着来一句“知道了，畜生妈！”</span><p></p> 友友我也来分享这个笑话。
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