有多少人和我一样？
<span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">1、宿舍里一群人神侃，话题</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E6%98%AF" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">是</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">：咱比比谁以后对</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E8%80%81%E5%A9%86" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">老婆</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E6%9C%80%E5%A5%BD" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">最好</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">。 </span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">A：我以后工资、奖金全交。 </span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">B：我家务活全包。 </span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">C：为了以后不让我媳妇痛苦，我决定和别人生孩子。</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">2、此时此刻，我终于发现原来早上挤公交车还有瘦身塑形</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E7%9A%84" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">的</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">功能，挺胸、抬头、收腹、提臀、整体倾斜120度、再高难度的动作</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E9%83%BD" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">都</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">能完成！</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">我正在瘦身</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E4%B8%AD" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">中</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">，有多少人和我一样？</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">3、上联：贾宝与林黛遇，薛宝拆。</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">大家看完都称是千古绝对！</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">直</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E5%88%B0" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">到</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">有人默默在下面回复一条：陈冠吸张柏汁，谢霆疯。</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">4、一贼</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E8%8A%B1" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">花</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">费一月时间摸清某女工作时间，终于在女主人出去的时候潜进房间。</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">女主人回来后，看见家里被翻的痕迹心里自我安慰：还好，家里没放钱，随后发现电视被砸碎了，边上有一张字条，拿起来看：你TM有5块钱，老子都不砸你这电视。</span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">5、一男性</span><span href="tag.php?name=%E6%9C%8B%E5%8F%8B" class="t_tag" style="line-height: normal; cursor: pointer; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 0); white-space: nowrap; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">朋友</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">开玩笑说：咱俩好吧。 </span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">我说：一边去，我可是有主的人了。 </span><br style="line-height: normal; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 241);">这货来了一句：咋的啊？有了守门员还不让进球了？</span><p></p> 我来欣赏笑话，支持楼主。 金珏 发表于 2017-2-25 13:36我来欣赏笑话，支持楼主。
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