老兵日志 发表于 2016-11-28 20:42

幽默的女人,是行走的春天

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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(222, 57, 33);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">如果有人问什么样的女人是不漂亮但是有魅力的?我肯定毫不犹豫的回答幽默。幽默的女人就像行走的春天,魅力值满分,总能让人不自觉的被她们吸引。幽默的女人更可爱,跟她们交往,总能心情舒畅,活力满满。她们不仅能够将自己的工作生活经营好,还能使周围的气氛和谐快乐。</span></p>

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<embed allownetworking="none" allowscriptaccess="never" height="500" invokeurls="false" loop="false" menu="false" play="false" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" src="http://www.wosowoso.com/flash/5h/woso1_flash_58.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="700" wmode="transparent">
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(222, 57, 33);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">幽默的女人是大家的“开心果”--幽默的女人是大家的“开心果”,她们有一双发现美的眼睛,总能看到生活中的开心事,给人带去意想不到的快乐。她们的身上似乎有一种魔力,能让大家感到轻松、愉快。幽默的女人大多善良可爱,充满着亲和力,她们善于交际,不知不觉就在笑声中拉近了与你的关系。她们大多善解人意,会运用幽默缓解别人的紧张,努力调节整个气氛。有她们在,一点也不用担心尴尬,每个人都能玩的开心。漂亮的女人总是带着些许的攻击性,有的甚至蛮横任性。但幽默的女人如夏日的凉风,总能给人带来舒适。这样的女人怎么会不惹人爱?</span></p>

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<embed allownetworking="none" allowscriptaccess="never" height="500" invokeurls="false" loop="false" menu="false" play="false" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" src="http://www.wosowoso.com/flash/5h/woso1_flash_58.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="700" wmode="transparent">
<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(222, 57, 33);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">幽默的女人能够笑对人生--幽默不是讲一些低俗的荤段子,也不是不分场合的捧腹大笑。它是一种生活上的技巧,更代表着一种生活态度。幽默的女人大多富有人情味,性格乐观、谈吐风趣。她们总是更快乐,不纠结于小事情,不困惑于感情。因为她们掌握了幽默这个生活技巧,懂得自我开解,懂得原谅,知道怎样让自己开心起来。幽默的女人展示的是优雅,放下的是疲惫,带来的是快乐,感悟的是幸福。幽默的女人在遭遇人生逆境时,不会选择颓废和抱怨,她们反而能够对此调侃开玩笑一番,从容不迫,笑对人生,让自己和他人都领略到不同的风景。</span></p>

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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(222, 57, 33);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">幽默的女人更惹男人爱--有幽默感的女人总是机智而聪明的,跟男人谈话间,她们总能抓住重点,轻易接住对方抛来的梗。一来一回间,男人们总是会为她们的灵机一动而拍手叫好,也常常会被她们逗得哈哈大笑。幽默的女人说出的话总是那么精辟,于潜移默化之中显现出深刻的意义,在笑声中给人以启迪和教育,充满着智慧,让男人开心的同时还能对她产生尊重和敬佩之情。跟这种女人相处,男人们一边感到轻松开心,一边又觉得被撩的心痒痒,不知不觉间越陷越深。</span></p>

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<div><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(222, 57, 33);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold">幽默的女人能够化干戈为玉帛--中国女人接受传统教育,觉得女人就应该文质彬彬笑不露齿,所以大多保守内敛,缺乏幽默感。其实男女相处过程中,幽默感就像“添加剂”,在婚姻和感情中起着非常重要的调节作用。当我们觉得感情生活平淡无奇时,可以运用幽默来增添生活情趣;当我们和自己的伴侣发生矛盾时,也许一个小小的玩笑就可以帮助缓解紧绷的气氛, 化干戈为玉帛。萧伯纳曾说:“幽默就像马车上的弹簧,没有它,一块小石子就让你很颠簸。”感情生活总是漫长而艰辛,经常会遇到一些小石子,我们要学会用幽默去化解,人生会变得美妙很多。</span></p>

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