老兵日志 发表于 2016-9-28 21:36

听着老兵音乐，欣赏着2016最新歇后语！

<p></p><div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(63, 63, 63)">听着老兵音乐，欣赏着2016最新歇后语！<br/>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(63, 63, 63)">素材：网络 编辑：老兵<br/>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 176, 80)">1、寡妇赶集—要钱没钱，要人没人。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 176, 80)">2、苍蝇采蜜——装疯（蜂）。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 176, 80)">3、茶壶里的水——滚开。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 176, 80)">4、大火烧竹林——一片光棍。</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 112, 192)">5、从河南到湖南——难上加难。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 112, 192)">6、裁缝不带尺——存心不量（良）。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 112, 192)">7、《百家姓》去掉赵——开口就是钱。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 112, 192)">8、鼻孔喝水——够呛。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="562" originwidth="870" src="http://image.hnol.net/c/2016-09/28/15/201609281517558131-2240800.jpg" style="width:800px;height:517px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(63, 63, 63)">9、唱戏的腿抽筋——下不了台。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(63, 63, 63)">10、擦粉进棺材——死要面子。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(63, 63, 63)">11、肮脏他娘哭肮脏——肮脏死了。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(63, 63, 63)">12、二十一天不出鸡——坏蛋。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="580" originwidth="870" src="http://image.hnol.net/c/2016-09/28/15/201609281518035651-2240800.jpg" style="width:800px;height:534px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">13、五百块分两下——二百五。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">14、石头放在鸡窝里——混蛋。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">15、有大哥有二弟——你算老几。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">16、骆驼生驴子——怪种。</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(113, 16, 239)">17、茅房里打灯笼——照屎（找死）。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(113, 16, 239)">18、狗咬叫花子——畜牲也欺人。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(113, 16, 239)">19、狗咬皮影子——没一点人味。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(63, 63, 63)"><span style="color:rgb(113, 16, 239)">20、茅厕里题诗——臭秀才。</span><br/>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(63, 63, 63)">老兵音乐--婉转悠扬似水如歌--醉人女声14首专辑<br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">01.贝加尔湖畔--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">02.南山南--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">03.何以箫声默--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">04.默--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">05.后来才发现--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">06.回忆里的那个人--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">07.当你老了--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">08.年轮--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">09.模特--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">10.忽然之间--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">11.伤痕--群星</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">12.半梦半醒--群星</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">14.一路上有你--群星<br/>

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