专治不开心：刚出来的网络新词，笑喷了！
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">专治不开心：刚出来的网络新词，笑喷了！</span><br/>
<span style="font-family:楷体, 楷体_GB2312;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">素材：网络 编辑：老兵</span><br/>
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<span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">上了贼船，就跟贼走。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">女大十八变，越变越随便。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">走自己的路，和爱情兵分两路。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">是狼就炼好牙，是羊就炼好腿。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">传销就是兔子专吃窝边草。</span></div>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">都说姐漂亮，其实都是妆出来的。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">小鸟虽小，可它玩的却是整个天空。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">曾经的海枯石烂，抵不过好聚好散。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">宁可去碰壁，也不要在家里面壁。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">没有不变的承诺，只有说不完的谎言。</span></div>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">别扯那么远，谁保证你能活到那一天。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">累吗？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">古时一剑闯荡天下，如今一贱放荡世界。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">谁对我的感情能像对人民币那样坚定啊。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="1238" originwidth="750" src="http://www.fscyd.com/upFiles/pngtp/gdrw3/92.png" style="width:500px;height:826px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">自从买了保险，过马路都不用看红绿灯了。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">一觉醒来我以为我长高了，原来是被子盖横了。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">我们始终都在练习微笑，终于变成不敢哭的人。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">我不介意你骗我，我介意的是你的谎话骗不了我。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">你说你会等我回来，你是等了，还找了一个人一起等。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="1238" originwidth="750" src="http://www.fscyd.com/upFiles/pngtp/gdrw3/93.png" style="width:500px;height:826px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">结婚证和卫生许可证的唯一区别是，它不挂在墙上。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人，也可能是你楼上的邻居。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">活着浪费空气，死了浪费土地，半死不活浪费人民币。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">牛肉面里没牛肉不要抱怨，老婆饼里面不也没有老婆嘛。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">不经历星期一上午的崩溃，就不知道星期五下午的可贵。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="1238" originwidth="750" src="http://www.fscyd.com/upFiles/pngtp/gdrw3/96.png" style="width:500px;height:826px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">小学生是一队一队，中学生是一堆一堆，大学生是一对一对。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">自从人晒黑了，脸色好看了，牙齿变白了，喝酒都不脸红了。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">人生就像迷宫，我们用上半生找寻入口，用下半生找寻出口。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">如果你爱上了别人请别告诉我，我没有你想象的那么勇敢。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">坏人做一件好事叫回头是岸，好人做一件坏事叫临天亮尿床。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="600" originwidth="750" src="http://www.fscyd.com/upFiles/pngtp/gdrw3/86.png" style="width:500px;height:400px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">结婚就是“明知山有虎，偏向虎山行”，可是‘不入虎穴，焉得虎子’。</span></div>
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:仿宋, 仿宋_GB2312;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">最快变成哲学家的是老公，最快变成经济学家的是老婆，最快变成战略家的是丈母娘。</span><br/>
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<span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)"> </span><span style="font-size:36px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">日志音乐--女人不是妖--司徒兰芳<br/>
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