汉字对话，笑死啦！发给朋友们乐一乐
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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="font-size:36px;font-weight:bold">汉字对话，笑死啦！发给朋友们乐一乐</span><br/>
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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">1.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">晶</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">品</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「你们家都没有装修喔？」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">2.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">夫</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">天</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「我总算盼到了出头之日！」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">3.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">熊</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">能</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「怎么穷成这样啦？四个熊掌全卖了！</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">4.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">丙</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">两</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「你家什麼时候多了一个人，结婚了？」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">5.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">乒</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">乓</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「你我都一样，一等残废军人。」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">6.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">兵</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">丘</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「兄弟，踩上地雷了吧，两腿炸得都没了？」</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">7.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">王</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">皇</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「当皇上有什么好处？你看，头发都白了！」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">8.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">口</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">回</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「亲爱的，都怀孕这么久了，也不说一声！」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">9.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">也</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">她</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「当老板罗？出门还带秘书！」</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">10.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">日</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">旦</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「你什麼时候学会玩滑板了？」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">11.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">果</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">裸</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「哥们儿，你穿上衣服还不如不穿！」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">12.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">由</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">甲</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「你什么时候学会倒立了？」</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">13.</span>「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">巾</span>」对「<span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">币</span>」说：</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(12, 12, 12);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">「戴上博士帽就身价百倍了！」<br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(255, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:normal;font-family:微软雅黑">笑过之后，你会发现几乎每一条都是真理。给朋友们乐一乐吧~</span></p>
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