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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)"><span style="font-size:36px;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">发 个 笑 话 给 大 家 , 够 你 笑 到 五 一 了!</span><br/>
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<span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">&nbsp;谜面：0000</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：四大皆空</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：0+0=0</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：一无所获</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="191" originwidth="186" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185420zolo6rl7e7oh00eh.jpg" style="width:300px;height:309px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：0+0=1</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：无中生有</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="250" originwidth="250" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185418ouov32z32mm2joaf.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1×1=1</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：一成不变</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="147" originwidth="200" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185416xa4xx5i6aaii4a9i.jpg" style="width:300px;height:221px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1的n次方</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：始终如一</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="224" originwidth="224" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185415qdzvm2hxfoclxrjf.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1:1</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：不相上下</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="250" originwidth="250" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185414cjhfupmwffhubvhw.png" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1/2</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：一分为二</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="200" originwidth="200" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185413zlwkcpww2wclq2n7.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1+2+3</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：接二连三</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="250" originwidth="250" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185412x4jo9960irj9msbj.png" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：3.4</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：不三不四</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="240" originwidth="240" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185410ryyo1ct4citt16ne.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：33.22</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：三三两两</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="197" originwidth="200" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185421vwy9h4k93hq48hhh.png" style="width:300px;height:296px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：2/2</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：合二为一</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="191" originwidth="186" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185420zolo6rl7e7oh00eh.jpg" style="width:300px;height:309px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：20÷3</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：陆续不断</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="250" originwidth="250" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185418ouov32z32mm2joaf.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1=365</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：度日如年</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="147" originwidth="200" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185416xa4xx5i6aaii4a9i.jpg" style="width:300px;height:221px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：9寸加1寸</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：得寸进尺</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="224" originwidth="224" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185415qdzvm2hxfoclxrjf.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1÷100</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：百里挑一</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="250" originwidth="250" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185414cjhfupmwffhubvhw.png" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：333，555</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：三五成群</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="200" originwidth="200" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185413zlwkcpww2wclq2n7.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：5，10</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：一五一十</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="240" originwidth="240" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185410ryyo1ct4citt16ne.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1，2，3，4，5</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：屈指可数</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="250" originwidth="250" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185418ouov32z32mm2joaf.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1，2，3，4，5，6，0，9</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：七零八落</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="147" originwidth="200" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185416xa4xx5i6aaii4a9i.jpg" style="width:300px;height:221px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：1，2，4，6，7，8，9，10</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：隔三差五</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="224" originwidth="224" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185415qdzvm2hxfoclxrjf.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：缺衣少食</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="250" originwidth="250" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185414cjhfupmwffhubvhw.png" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：7/8</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：七上八下</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="200" originwidth="200" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185413zlwkcpww2wclq2n7.jpg" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：2，4，6，8</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：无独有偶</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img alt="图片" originheight="250" originwidth="250" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185412x4jo9960irj9msbj.png" style="width:300px;height:300px"><br/>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">谜面：4，3</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">谜底：颠三倒四</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化！</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">用歇后语骂人、不复制你就落伍</span><br/>
</span><span><img alt="图片" src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201604/05/185419rk8q9opqw7bpngz7.jpg" style="width:400px;height:390px"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(38, 38, 38)">&nbsp;</span></span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">2.苍蝇采蜜－－装疯（蜂）  </span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:微软雅黑;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(112, 48, 160)">3.茶壶里的水－－滚开  </span></div>

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xijiaochang 发表于 2016-4-6 10:13

<P>楼主好！不知为啥，俺电脑上只能显示一半。</P>
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老兵日志 发表于 2016-4-6 13:20

xijiaochang 发表于 2016-4-6 10:13
楼主好！不知为啥，俺电脑上只能显示一半。

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