老兵日志 发表于 2016-3-21 23:46

老婆不让听的六首歌,你知道是哪六首吗?

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<div><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block; color:white; text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">《爱一个人好难》:其中有一句:为何当初你选择一刀两断,老婆一直骂我:真没出息,人家蹬了你,你的真心还在“为她牵伴” ,活该。</span></div>

<div><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block; color:white; text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">《流着泪的你的脸》:有这么一句:至少还有一个人,今夜为你失眠。老婆骂我:你这个臭不要脸的,你准备为谁失眠呢?</span></div>

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<div><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block; color:white; text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">《单身情歌》:老婆不听我的解释,非要把“孤单的人那么多,快乐的没有几个”听成“结婚的人那么多,快乐的没有几个”,无理的她揪着我耳朵骂道“你还敢说跟我结婚不快乐吗?”</span></div>

<div><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block; color:white; text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">《我的心只可容纳你》:老婆说这首歌还行,但非要我把这句“这土地,像船儿过水无痕迹,隐藏着千亿个回忆”改成“这土地,像船儿过水无痕迹,隐藏老婆一个人的回忆”,否则不让听。</span></div>

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<div><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block; color:white; text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">《有多少爱可以重来》:这样一句“常常责怪自己,当初不应该,常常后悔没有把你留下来”。我一听这歌,老婆就厉声骂道“留下我一个人还不够,你还想留几个?”</span><span style="color:white;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold">&nbsp;</span></div>

<div><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block; color:white; text-shadow:1px 0 4px #262626,0 1px 4px #262626,0 -1px 4px #262626,-1px 0 4px #262626;filter:glow(color=#262626,strength=3)">《月亮惹的祸》:这句“都是你的错,轻易爱上我”。为了这句破歌词,老婆曾一把鼻涕一把泪地哭: 当初是你跪下来求我,现在还说是我的错?</span></div>
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小李轻风 发表于 2016-3-22 09:15

哈哈有趣   

河东阳景 发表于 2016-9-8 09:16

哈哈,来听听到底是哪六首
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