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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑;color:rgb(0, 0, 0)"><span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">素材:</span><span style="color:rgb(192, 0, 0)">网络</span> <span style="color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">编辑:</span><span style="color:rgb(192, 0, 0)">老兵</span><br>
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<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(192, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">女儿做错事了,妈妈让她认错,可是她死活不肯,后来在各种逼迫下,她嘟嘟嘴对妈妈说:妈妈你是范冰冰吗?</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(192, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">妈妈一脸迷惑:不是啊。</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(192, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">她:噢,那认错了。</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(255, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">老婆:“儿子,快吃饭,妈妈专门给你做的,凉了就不好吃了!”</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(255, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">儿子:“没关系的妈妈,反正热的也不好吃。”</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 176, 80);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">一夫妻吵架,爸爸问,儿子你跟谁一边?</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 176, 80);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">儿子:我要跟妈妈一边。</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 176, 80);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">爸爸:小兔崽子,平时我是怎么对你的,你都忘了?</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 176, 80);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">儿子:没忘,你对我是百般疼爱,问题我不能整天跟着你挨揍啊。。。</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 112, 192);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">一天,儿子嬉笑着问我:“老爸,你和我妈妈谈恋爱的时候,是谁主动追的谁呀?”</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 112, 192);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">我引经据典地说:“宝贝儿,知道“守株待兔”的故事吗?”</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 112, 192);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">儿子点点头回答知道。</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 112, 192);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">我道:“我和你妈妈谈恋爱的时候,我就是那棵树,你妈妈呢是那只兔子,这回你明白谁主动追的谁了吧!”</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 112, 192);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">儿子若有所悟地点着头,忽然眉头一皱,焦虑惶惑地盘问我道:“可是那只兔子最后被一位农民得到了,难道你不是我的亲爸爸?”</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 32, 96);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">睡觉前,女儿要吃苹果,我哄她说:“苹果里面有虫子,明天妈妈把虫子洗掉了你再吃。”</span></p>
<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑"><span style="color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">女儿:“妈妈,你快让我吃了吧,明天苹果都被虫子吃光了。</span>”</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">儿子在家调皮捣蛋,被老婆打了,然后跑到我这里委屈,我说他:“你傻啊!你妈打你,你不知道跑啊?”</span></p>
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<div style="text-align:center"><p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;min-height:1em;white-space:pre-wrap;text-align:center;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;max-width:100%;color:rgb(112, 48, 160);text-shadow:rgb(204, 193, 217) 2px 2px 10px;box-sizing:border-box !important;word-wrap:break-word !important;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑">去幼儿园接儿子,老师说你这孩子很犟,让他在本子上画爸爸妈妈,可他说什么也不愿把你画上,问他为什么他也不说!</span></p>
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妈妈的心跳咚咚响
妈妈我还没长大
还要在你怀里躺
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因为你为我张开臂膀
所以我有了娇嫩的翅膀
因为紧贴着你的胸膛
所以我就成了你的心脏
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妈妈最美的妈妈
我像明珠托在你的手掌
妈妈最美的妈妈
你像太阳挂在我天上
最美的妈妈
作词:李凯
作曲:李凯
演唱:苏世一
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因为你给我插上翅膀
所以我才能蓝天上飞翔
因为你把我当成心脏
所以我决不能让你心伤
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我像明珠托在你的手掌
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你像太阳挂在我天上
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你像太阳挂在我天上
妈妈最美的妈妈
你像太阳挂在我天上
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