老兵日志 发表于 2016-2-6 16:53

过年了，写给微信群主的一封信，看完不许笑！

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">过年了，写给微信群主的一封信，看完不许笑！</span><br>
<span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">素材：网络 编辑：老兵</span><br>
<img src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201602/06/160511lpczzybhpqsnbqhk.gif" alt="图片" style="width:241px;height:241px"><img src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201602/06/160511lpczzybhpqsnbqhk.gif" alt="图片" style="width:241px;height:241px"><br>
<span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">&nbsp;作为本群一员，现在把一年来的工作情况做如下汇报：</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">在过去的一年里，我们紧密扎根在群里，团结在群主周围，高举“有空必来，有来必言，有言必留，有留必看”理论的伟大旗帜。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">认真贯彻落实“雁过留声，人过留言，鸡过留蛋，鸭过留毛”的要求，坚持“知无不言、言无不尽”的指导思想。弘扬“一不怕手酸，二不怕加班，三不怕头晕，四不怕眼花”的大无畏精神，把“保持联系，经常骚扰”作为振兴本群的第一要务！</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201602/06/160516c4xxtufyvvxy4f4r.jpg" alt="图片" style="width:500px;height:314px" originheight="208" originwidth="332"><br>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">经过努力，从根本上改变了“几天来一趟，想到才上来，来了不说话，逛逛就走人”的方式。坚持“有组织，有预谋，有把握，有成绩”的四有原则，坚持做“四有”群友，即:“留言有新思想，灌水有新思路，吹牛有新突破，抬杠有新局面”！</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">相互促进，共同发展，从而使我群走上可持续发展的伟大道路，同时坚决贯彻了2016年七大新观念:</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">1、钱不是问题，问题是没钱。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">2、水能载舟，亦能煮粥。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">3、一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">4、火可以试金，金可以试女人，女人可以试男人。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">5、喝醉了我谁也不服，就扶墙。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">6、就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途光明，出路没有。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">7、问世间情为何物？都是一物降一物。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><img src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201602/06/160515z01ks2ab18cz0m8z.gif" alt="图片" style="width:500px;height:262px" originheight="188" originwidth="360"><br>
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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">回首过去的日子，虽然我常上网，发言不够积极，但为了表示忠诚，在此特向群主保证：</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的脾气就是我们的福气；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的要求就是我们的追求；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的鼓励就是我们的动力；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的想法就是我们的做法；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的酒量就是我们的胆量；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的表情就是我们的心情；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的嗜好就是我们的爱好；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的意向就是我们的方向；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的小蜜就是我们的秘密；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群主的情人就是我们的亲人。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">　<img src="http://www.hitow.net/data/attachment/album/201602/06/160512fv1q297kdpz0yhae.gif" alt="图片" style="width:500px;height:419px" originheight="206" originwidth="246"></span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">同时，我还要做到：</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">1.群主没来，我先来，看看谁坐主席台；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">2.群主没讲，我先讲，看看话筒响不响；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">3.群主说话，我鼓掌，带动下面一片响；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">4.群主吃饭，我先尝，看看饭菜凉不凉；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">5.群主喝酒，我来挡，誓把生命献群党；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">6.群主睡觉，我站岗，跟谁睡觉我不讲 。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">最后祝群友们心想事成，身体健康！</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">群管理委员会.</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">纯粹娱乐，让群主也乐一乐！</span><br>
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LRC老兵制作
缘把我们 天南地北聚一起
你的世界 从此不再有空虚
轻松时刻 可以任性吹牛皮
唱一首歌 送给群里面的你
群之歌
我每天都会 期盼来这里
因为这里有我难得的情谊
我每天都会 准时来这里
我怕总是潜水有可能被踢
我每天都会 坚持来这里
顺便看下群里新来的美女
谁给我红包我就爱上你
感谢群主群管你们了不起
群主群管群友们我爱你
群之歌
演唱马健南
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