老兵日志 发表于 2016-1-23 18:02

重要通知：降温了！一首《冻死你》送给大家！

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:36px;font-weight:bold;font-family:微软雅黑;display:inline-block;color:white;text-shadow:1px 0 4px #ff0000,0 1px 4px #ff0000,0 -1px 4px #ff0000,-1px 0 4px #ff0000;filter:glow(color=#ff0000,strength=3)">重要通知：降温了！一首《冻死你》送给大家！</span><br>
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<span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">&nbsp;霸王寒潮来袭，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">大部分地方最低气温可能逼近或突破历史极值！</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">天冷啦，降温啦！</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">有一则重要通知给大家！</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">该南飞的南飞，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">该换毛的换毛，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">实在不行的就冬眠。</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">如果怕冷可以去墙角，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">因为墙角有90度；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">如果还冷可以去躺地上，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">因为地面有180度；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">如果还冷可以自转一周，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">因为那就有360度啦；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">如果还是冷可以去梦里，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">因为梦里寻她（他）千百度，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">你要几度就几度！</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">冷冷的天，开心的你，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">特别的日子，要注意身体；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">凛凛的风，不平凡的你，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">不要让无情的寒风吹着你；</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">柔和的阳光柔情的你，</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">在这寒冷的天气里要照顾好自己！</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">天凉了，注意保暖！</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">今天的你，可能是这副模样</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">追公交的时候可能是这样的</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">打车的时候可能是这样的</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">开车可能是这样的</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">扶媳妇可能是这样的</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">走路也可能是这样</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">走在冰上就像跳街舞，就这么酷炫</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">摩擦摩擦，是魔鬼的步伐</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">我看着都觉得很痛……</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">下雪天就别出来打太极啦~</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">这婚结得可真糟心</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0, 32, 96)">北方狗的心酸，南方狗永远不懂……</span></div>

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<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">哎呦，这破天，又冷又滑又堵</span></div>

<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-family:微软雅黑;font-size:24px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(255, 0, 0)">娘滴，摔死我了！！</span><br>
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天仙子 发表于 2016-1-23 20:59

呵呵，好好搞笑哦。

天仙子 发表于 2016-1-23 21:01

这几天真冷，只有宅在家里才暖和。

三点水 发表于 2016-1-24 06:06

是这样，真的很冷
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