夫妻爆笑斗嘴
<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">1、早上穿完裙子后接着穿安全裤，一边穿一边感慨：“当女人容易吗，</span><a href="http://cpro.baidu.com/cpro/ui/uijs.php?rs=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ejokeji%2Ecn%2Fjokehtml%2Ffq%2F2014082522370456%2Ehtm&p=baidu&c=news&n=10&t=tpclicked3_hc&q=jokeji_cpr&k=%CF%C4%CC%EC&k0=%D7%D4%D6%FA%B2%CD&kdi0=0&k1=%C8%B9%D7%D3&kdi1=0&k2=%CF%C4%CC%EC&kdi2=0&sid=f120129c2e7656ac&ch=0&tu=u1486314&jk=9f46d75a2cc22051&cf=29&fv=13&stid=9&urlid=0&luki=3&seller_id=1&di=8" target="_blank" id="url_1" style="outline: none; text-decoration: none; font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="outline: none;"><font color="#000000">夏天</font></span></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">穿个裙子还得再穿个安全裤！”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">结果老公悠悠的来了一句：“当男人容易吗？好容易掀个</span><a href="http://cpro.baidu.com/cpro/ui/uijs.php?rs=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ejokeji%2Ecn%2Fjokehtml%2Ffq%2F2014082522370456%2Ehtm&p=baidu&c=news&n=10&t=tpclicked3_hc&q=jokeji_cpr&k=%C8%B9%D7%D3&k0=%D7%D4%D6%FA%B2%CD&kdi0=0&k1=%C8%B9%D7%D3&kdi1=0&k2=%CF%C4%CC%EC&kdi2=0&sid=f120129c2e7656ac&ch=0&tu=u1486314&jk=9f46d75a2cc22051&cf=29&fv=13&stid=9&urlid=0&luki=2&seller_id=1&di=8" target="_blank" id="url_2" style="outline: none; text-decoration: none; font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="outline: none;"><font color="#000000">裙子</font></span></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">看见个安全裤！”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">2、老婆坐我腿上问我：“重吗？”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">我说一点感觉都没有，她说：“是吗？我又瘦了吗？”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">我说：“腿已经麻了。”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">3、和老公闲聊，我：“老公你说女人胸大比较好，还是胸小比较好？”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">老公：“那肯定是胸大女人比较好啦。”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">我：“那你会不会介意我的胸小吗？”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">老公：“傻瓜，你跟女人计较什么！”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">顿时感觉心里暖暖的。</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">4、最近老婆常生气，生气后就特爱买包，我就说：你们女人为什么买那么多包，这是病，得治。</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">老婆答：“包-治-百-病！”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">5、二货老婆问我：“吃不完兜着走的反义词是啥？”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">我想了半天没有想出来，就问老婆答案是啥。</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">老婆：“傻B，</span><a href="http://cpro.baidu.com/cpro/ui/uijs.php?rs=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ejokeji%2Ecn%2Fjokehtml%2Ffq%2F2014082522370456%2Ehtm&p=baidu&c=news&n=10&t=tpclicked3_hc&q=jokeji_cpr&k=%D7%D4%D6%FA%B2%CD&k0=%D7%D4%D6%FA%B2%CD&kdi0=0&k1=%C8%B9%D7%D3&kdi1=0&k2=%CF%C4%CC%EC&kdi2=0&sid=f120129c2e7656ac&ch=0&tu=u1486314&jk=9f46d75a2cc22051&cf=29&fv=13&stid=9&urlid=0&luki=1&seller_id=1&di=8" target="_blank" id="url_3" style="outline: none; text-decoration: none; font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="outline: none;"><font color="#000000">自助餐</font></span></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">。 ”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">6、二货老婆说：“我们相差了十六辈”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">我惊道：“为什么？”</span><br style="outline: none; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">老婆哀怨道：“你是修了八辈子的福才娶到我！我是倒了八辈子的霉才嫁给了你！“</span>
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