逸轩 发表于 2014-7-24 22:56

畜生聊人类

<FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 21px" color=#ff0000>驴说:明明是人愚蠢,却说“蠢驴”;<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">猪说:不光是骂蠢驴,也有骂“笨猪”!<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">牛说:明明是人在说大话,却说“吹牛B”,啥玩意儿?<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">猫说:人自己在搞阴谋诡计,偏说是“玩猫腻”,你说可恨不可恨?<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">狼和狈说:人合伙干玩坏事后,反说成“狼狈为奸”;<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">狗说:那可不是,我和狼本是冤家,却说“狼心狗肺”;男人把女人肚子搞大了,非要说“狗日的”,让咱背黑锅,什么东西?<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">老鼠说:人自己长得丑吧,反说“贼眉鼠眼”,人自己眼光短浅吧,反倒说“鼠目寸光”;<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">蛇说:人自 己心眼毒辣,却说“蛇蝎心肠”;<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">虎说:人办事不专心致志,却说“虎头蛇尾”,我和蛇什么时候有过一腿,生过下一代?<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">鸡说:人真不是个东西,把失足女性说成是我们“鸡”;<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">马说:人在搞阿谀奉承,说成是“拍马屁”,与我们有何相干?<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">猴说:人自己急不可耐了,却说“猴急猴急”的,挨得上吗?……<BR style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px; FONT-FAMILY: ">畜生们越说越气愤,一致认为,人类最为恶毒的一句语言是,自己坏事做绝,良心丧尽,却说<连畜生都不如</FONT><FONT color=#ff0000>></FONT><EMBED style="WIDOWS: 2; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(204,206,208); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WIDTH: 0px; FONT: 14px/25px Arial, Helvetica, simsun, u5b8bu4f53; WHITE-SPACE: normal; ORPHANS: 2; LETTER-SPACING: normal; HEIGHT: 0px; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); WORD-SPACING: 0px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" height=0 type=application/x-shockwave-flash pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer width=0 src=http://qiuye95.202030.com.cn/mp3.swf allownetworking="internal" allowscriptaccess="never" quality="high" invokeurls="false" wmode="transparent"></FONT></P>
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