逸轩 发表于 2014-7-24 13:22

含着泪读完的“微段子”

<P style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 28px; MARGIN: 0px; MIN-HEIGHT: 1.5em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 15px/2em 宋体; MAX-WIDTH: 100%; WHITE-SPACE: pre-wrap; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(62,62,62); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="articalContent   newfont_family"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; MAX-WIDTH: 100%"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体,楷体_GB2312,SimKai; FONT-SIZE: 24px" color=#800000>一、一位母亲问她五岁的儿子:“如果妈妈和你一起出去玩,我们渴了,又没带水,而你的小书包里恰巧有两个苹果,你会怎么做呢?”儿子歪着脑袋想了一会儿,说:“我会两个苹果都咬一口。”可想而知,那位母亲有多么的失望。她本想像别的父母一样,对孩子训斥一番,然后再教孩子怎么做,可就在话即将说出口那一刻,她忽然改变了主意。母亲摸摸儿子的小脸,温柔地问:“能告诉妈妈,你为什么要这样做吗?”儿子眨眨眼睛,一脸的童真:“因为……因为我想把最甜的一个给妈妈!”霎时,母亲的眼里充满了泪花……!<BR></P></FONT></SPAN>
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<P style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 28px; MARGIN: 0px; MIN-HEIGHT: 1.5em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 15px/2em 宋体; MAX-WIDTH: 100%; WHITE-SPACE: pre-wrap; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(62,62,62); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="articalContent   newfont_family"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; MAX-WIDTH: 100%"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体,楷体_GB2312,SimKai; FONT-SIZE: 24px" color=#800000>三、草原上有对狮子母子。小狮子问母狮子:“妈,幸福在哪里?”母狮子说:“幸福就在你的尾巴上。”于是小狮子不断追着尾巴跑,但始终咬不到。母狮子笑道:“傻瓜!幸福不是这样得到的!只要你昂首向前走,幸福就会一直跟随着你!”。<BR></FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 28px; MARGIN: 0px; MIN-HEIGHT: 1.5em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 15px/2em 宋体; MAX-WIDTH: 100%; WHITE-SPACE: pre-wrap; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(62,62,62); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="articalContent   newfont_family"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 24px"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 24px"><FONT color=#800000><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体,楷体_GB2312,SimKai"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: ; MAX-WIDTH: 100%">四、有一个盲了的女孩,她一无所有,只剩下她男朋友,男朋友问她:“如果你眼睛好了,能和我结婚吗?”女孩答应了,很快,女孩可以移植新视角膜,也很快回复视力,但她发现她男朋友也是盲的。男朋友向她求婚,女孩拒绝了,最后男孩只说了一句话:“</SPAN>take care of my eyes.”<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: ; MAX-WIDTH: 100%"><BR></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
<P style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 28px; MARGIN: 0px; MIN-HEIGHT: 1.5em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 15px/2em 宋体; MAX-WIDTH: 100%; WHITE-SPACE: pre-wrap; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(62,62,62); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="articalContent   newfont_family"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 24px"><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: 24px"><FONT color=#800000><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体,楷体_GB2312,SimKai"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: ; MAX-WIDTH: 100%">【照顾好我的眼睛】</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); TEXT-INDENT: 28px; MARGIN: 0px; MIN-HEIGHT: 1.5em; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; FONT: 15px/2em 宋体; MAX-WIDTH: 100%; WHITE-SPACE: pre-wrap; LETTER-SPACING: normal; COLOR: rgb(62,62,62); WORD-SPACING: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" class="articalContent   newfont_family"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; MAX-WIDTH: 100%"><FONT style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体,楷体_GB2312,SimKai; FONT-SIZE: 24px" color=#800000>六、儿子养不起年迈的母亲,决定把她背到山上丢掉。傍晚,儿子说要背母亲上山走走,母亲吃力地爬上他的背上。他一路都在想:爬高点、走远点再丢下才不会走回来。当看到母亲在他背上偷偷往路上洒豆子,他很生气地问:“你洒豆子干什么?”母亲和蔼地说:“傻儿子,我怕你等会儿一个人下山会迷路。”<BR></FONT></SPAN></P>
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