快乐一游 发表于 2014-5-12 17:30

校园笑话 > 气死老师的反义词考核

<span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师说道：“今天我们要复习反义词，我们这样练习，我说一句，你们讲一句，回答不上来将扣10分！你们大声说出反义词。现在开始。</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“今天天气很好。学生：“今天天气很坏。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“到处阳光明媚。”学生：“到处阴云密布。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“马路上人山人海。”学生：“马路上空无一人。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“年轻。”学生：“年老。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“站立。”学生：“躺倒”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“有个年轻人站立在路上。”学生：“有个年老人躺倒在路上。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“我捡到一元钱。”学生：“我丢了一元钱。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“我捡到一元钱,交给老师。”学生：“我丢了一元钱，去偷老师。”老师：“错误，不能这样说！”学生：“正确，应该这样说！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“错误。”学生：“正确。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“这不行，这是违法行为;！”学生：“这可以，这是合法行为;！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“我说错误。”学生：“我们说正确。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“听老师的，老师说的才是正确！”学生：“听我们的，老师说的都是错误！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“你们愚蠢。”学生：“我们聪明。”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“停止！”学生：“继续！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“你们现在停止！别说了！”学生：“我们现在继续！还要说！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“你们这些蠢猪，我说停止！”学生：“我们都是天才，我们说继续！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“你们听老师的！”学生：“老师听我们的！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“学生都得听老师的！”学生：“老师都得听学生的！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“现在你们停止练习！”学生：“现在我们继续练习！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“你们没完没了了吗？”学生：“我们有始有终的呀！”</span><br style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; "><span style="word-break: break-all; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 16px; line-height: 30px; ">老师：“那你们就停止！蠢猪！”学生：“那我们该继续！天才！”</span><p></p>

白雪皑皑 发表于 2014-5-12 22:50

哈哈哈，真逗:lol

一抹海蓝 发表于 2014-5-13 08:08

老师该气晕了:lol
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