2014年极致流行语
本帖最后由 逸轩 于 2014-4-23 17:01 编辑 <br /><br /><DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>累么。累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV><FONT size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B><BR><FONT color=black></FONT></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>房价再高也总有买的起的人，家的基础是属於自己的房子，天长地久别用嘴表达，用做的。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>别回头，哥恋的只是你的背影。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>等我有钱了，我就买一辆公交车，专门走公交专用车道，专门停在公交车站，等有人想上车了，我就说：“对不起，这是私家车。”</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>我看到你，心情比上坟还要纠结呀。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>当时间和耐心都已经变为奢侈，我们只能靠星座了解彼此。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>运气就是机会碰巧撞到了你的努力。网络流行语</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>小时候。哭着哭着，就笑了，长大了，笑着，笑着，就哭了。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>顾客不是上帝，顾客只是上当。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>美女你不要，钱你也不要，你要什么啊？！</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>长大了要娶唐僧做老公，想宠幸就宠幸，不想玩了就把他吃掉。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>没人牵手，我就揣兜。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>我是搞人体表皮研究的（其实是搓澡的），人体表皮污垢学。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>顾客不是上帝，顾客只是上当。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>世界上的一切问题，都能用“关你屁事”和“关我屁事”来回答。突然感觉屁好忙。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>孩子，人傻不能复生。2014网络流行语</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>当你的邻居在深夜两点弹钢琴是你别气恼，你可以在四点钟时叫醒他，并告诉他你很欣赏他的演奏。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>人是铁，范是钢，一天不装憋得慌。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>我的世界不再有你的身影、因为你的世界有了我的替代</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>你这种说话方式在修辞学里叫做“扯”。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>亲人之间，谈到钱就伤感情；情人之间，谈到感情就伤钱。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>幸好爱情不是一切，幸好一切都不是爱情。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>都希望在最好的年华遇见一个人，可往往是遇见了一个人，才迎来最好的年华。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>难过了，就蹲下来，抱抱自己。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>你出生后是不是被扔上去3次，但只被接住2次</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>别以为你上课发短信我不知道，有谁会对着裤裆傻笑。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>水有情也无情,火能住人,火也害人。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>人的一生至少要有一次一见钟情，那看来我已经让很多人不枉此生了。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>现实中用真名说假话，网络中用假名说真话。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>你的眼泪你的心疼你的倔强你的骄傲全部被这一个男人打败。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>一首忐忑让多少五音不全的孩子得到了自傲。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>看见你就好像看见市场上快下市的小青菜，5毛钱一大把。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>懂得美食的人，不会吃全熟的牛排;懂得爱情的人，不会许诺天长地久。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>女人你明明知道后果却有固执的坚持着什么。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>广播体操现在开始：╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>脑袋大，脖子粗，行动笨得像头猪！</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>网上自古无娇娘，残花败柳一行行，偶有几对鸳鸯鸟，也是野鸡配色狼。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>谁是外人？老板才是外人。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>万恶的新**啊，为什么你就没有包办婚姻了</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>格式化自己，就是为了删除你！</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>有些人，去死都和我没关系。有些人，弄死我我都放不下。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=5 face="楷体, 楷体_GB2312, SimKai"><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 43px"><B>我在尘世间默默无闻，你在菜市场颠倒众生。</B></SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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