极品笑话
本帖最后由 逸轩 于 2013-9-9 15:10 编辑 <br /><br /><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把扣子在后面扣上，可以挡风。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">一天他酒后驾驶，翻了，一头栽在路旁。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">员警赶到后...</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">员警甲：好严重的车祸。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">员警乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">员警甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">员警乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">员警甲：嗯，没有呼吸了......</FONTS><SPAN style="DISPLAY: inline! important; FLOAT: none; WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BACKGROUND-COLOR: rgb(255,255,255); orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></SPAN><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68"><BR><BR>.唐僧：此番取经应当找个快捷方式！</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">悟空：坐飞机比骑马快！</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">八戒：神六更快！</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">沙僧拿出一支枪：听说这玩艺儿立马就送人上西天。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68"></FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68"></FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">. 阿月要亲自下厨做饭，问正在打麻将的母亲，要淘多少米？</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">妈妈没有听到阿月的问话，一面把手里的牌打出一面说："九筒"。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">结果那一锅饭让他们整整吃了一个星期。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">1.男生：“老师，我请教您一个问题。三位女士各买了一根香蕉，三人三种吃法，舔着吃，咬着吃，含着吃，您认为哪位已结婚？” 女教师想了想，红着脸回复：“应该是含着吃的那位。” “不对，是戴着戒指那位，不过我喜欢您的思路”</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">2.几十个高官们坐飞机去旅游，其中一个省长说：我丢个100元纸币下去，谁捡到了谁准高兴。一个市长说：不如丢十张十元下去，10个人都会高兴。另一个区长说：干脆丢100个一元硬币下去，一百个人捡到一百个人高兴。飞行员沉不住气了：不如我把你们全丢下去，让全国人民都高兴高兴？</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; 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widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">3上帝安排猪耕地，猪嫌累；上帝安排猪浇花，猪嫌不自由；上帝安排猪看门，猪嫌得不到休息；上帝怒，问猪：“那你到底想干什么？”猪曰：“吃喝嫖赌，无所不为”，上帝更大怒曰：“凭你也想当国家干部！！！”</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">4.我是临时工，他是领导。我月薪2千，他月入20万，我们人均收入10.1万；我的宿舍10平，他的别墅290平，我们人均住房150平我一餐8元，他一餐8万，我们人均每餐消费4万；我有80元的单车，他有80万的奥迪，我们人均40万的座驾；我是光棍，他有1个老婆9个二奶，我们人均5个女人谁还敢说 国人不幸福?</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">5.去面馆要了一碗牛肉面，可是面上来后没看到一块牛肉。就气得把老板叫来，牛肉面怎么没有牛肉？老板淡淡地说：“别拿名字当真，难道你还指望从老婆饼里吃出老婆吗？你什么时候看见人民大会堂里面坐过人民？不管你信不信，反正我信了。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">6、如果我是全国人大代表，我一定上一个提案：纳税的时候采用支付宝，等政府做出政绩或者兑现承诺了，我们就确认支付，不然全额退款。那时，政府官员就会追着我们的屁股喊：亲，给个好评亲！亲，选我咯，包为人民服务亲！亲，政绩在这里，请查收，亲？<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN></FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">7、一美国人到中国旅游，用20万美元换134万人民币，100万买一单身公寓，34万吃喝玩乐一年。第二年要回去了，房子涨了卖了200万，人民币兑美元升值到1:5，200万人民币换回40万美元。美国人在中国白玩一年还倒挣20万美元，高高兴兴地回家了！统计局也很高兴，因为GDP增长了！</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">8.房价上涨是为了让我们好好工作，油价上涨是为了让我们好好节约，肉价上涨是为了让我们好好减肥，蔬菜上涨是为了让我们低碳生活，墓地上涨是为了让我们好好活着，工资不涨是为了我们努力奋斗。为了让我们过上幸福、高尚的生活，国家真是用心良苦，感谢政府，感谢国家，感谢党！</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">9、和同事等公交，旁边站一喝豆浆漂亮MM。同事开玩笑说：哥，你的车呢？我说：送去修了；MM往我身边靠了点，同事顺势继续说：咋回事？我接着编：和个大奔追尾了。同事继续装：哎呀，那得多少钱！要不我给你去找找朋友；我说：不用，一个脚蹬子能值几个钱！然后MM的豆浆喷了一地...</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">10、一句话：女人看韩剧，每年纸巾都要用不少。其实...男人看日剧，又何尝不是呢？</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">11、天堂门坏了，上帝要招标重修。印度人说：3千元就弄好，理由是材料费1千，人工费1千，我自己赚1千。来个德国人说：要6千元，材料费2千，人工2千，自己赚2千。最后中国人淡定地说：这个要9千元，3千给你，3千我的，剩下3千给那个印度人干。上帝拍案称奇，好就给你做！</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">12、两会修改新《婚姻法》，打字员一疏忽，把一夫一妻打成了一天一妻。人大会审议时普遍反映：就这一条改得好，与时俱进！甲代表：好是好，就怕货源保不了；乙代表：好是好，就怕时间有点少；女代表：好是好，就怕男同胞身体受不了；法律界代表：好是好，就是孩子父亲不好找!</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">13、女人，妖的叫美女，刁的叫才女，木的叫淑女，蔫的叫温柔，凶的叫直爽，傻的叫阳光，狠的叫冷艳，土的叫端庄，洋的叫气质，怪的叫个性，匪的叫干练，嫩的叫青春靓丽，老的叫</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">丰韵犹存，牛的叫傲雪凌风，弱的叫小鸟依人……做女人真好啊。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">14、女领导夜归，突被两男架上车，一男威胁说：“老实点，劫色的。”女领导闻言笑骂道：“他爹的，这么愉快欢乐的事，搞得这么紧张，吓死了，我还以为被双规了!”</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">15.女人吧，漂亮的不下厨房，下厨房的不温柔，温柔的没主见，有主见的没女人味，有女人味的乱花钱，不乱花钱的不时尚，时尚的不放心，放心的没法看。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">16.小王在10楼人事部门工作，一个月前，被调到9楼行政部门去了.今天，小王同学打电话到人事部门找他：“小王在么？”接电话同事说：“小王已不在人事了。”小王同学：“啊啊！？， 什么时候的事啊，我怎么不知道啊，还没来得及送他呢？”“ 没关系，你可以去下面找他啊”</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">17.据考证，古代官吏嫖...娼风行，青楼领班见官员模样都要问：大人干不？日久相熟便迳问：干不？这个问候逐步演化成一种身份的象征。这就是“干部”的来源。</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">18、神父对小修女说，他的JJ是天堂的钥匙，叫小修女给他捏了一晚上，小修女非常高兴，回去对老修女说她摸到天堂的钥匙了！老修女一听小修女对神父JJ的描述，大骂道：“草TM，他给老娘说那是天堂的号角，叫我给他吹了四十年！</FONTS><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><BR style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px"><FONTS style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 14px/21px Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; orphans: 2; widows: 2; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px" face=" 68),,tahoma, &#39" size="6" color="rgb(68">19、小姐向警察解释自己没有MY：我只是把10元的套套卖到了200元，最多算抬高物价。警察：后来哪？小姐说：教他如何使用，那完全属于售后服务！<SPAN class=Apple-converted-space> </SPAN><BR><BR>20、公司前台美女哭着要辞职，同事们很奇怪问：“做得好好地，干嘛辞职啊？”美女大怒道：“我也不想辞职，但是公司有个王八蛋叫高潮，总是迟到！”经理劝道：“那你也不至于辞职啊！” 美女继续解释道：“他迟到不要紧，问题是每天都有人问我高潮来了没有？我真受不了了”</FONTS><EMBED src=http://bbs.kukupig.com/vk/E3D93EE3F54BF9B91D21AEECFBEF364F/kukupig.mp3 width=0 height=0 type=audio/mpeg panel="0" autostart="true" loop="true"></EMBED>
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