让人忍俊不禁的经典语句
本帖最后由 逸轩 于 2013-8-31 02:38 编辑 <br /><br /><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>1</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、要不是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然我早把你扔出去。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、给你最大的报复，就是活的比你幸福。</span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>3</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、你的矮是终身的，我的胖却是暂时的。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>4</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、老子不揍你，你就不知道我文武双全。</span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>5</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、甲：姐，如果有人伤害你，你多久会原谅他？乙：原谅他是上帝的事，我的任务是送她去见上帝。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>6</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、別在无聊的时候來找我，不然显得我是多余的。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>7</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、国家，为什么没有拿你的脸皮去研究防弹衣呢？<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>8</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、让暴风雨来的更猛烈点吧，让那些约会的都淋成落汤鸡。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>9</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、鹅鹅鹅，曲项用刀割，拔毛加瓢水，点火盖上锅！<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>10</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、我不丑，但我也不准备温柔。</span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>11</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、心里只有你一个频道，最可恨的是还没有广告。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>12</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、即使你已名花有主、我也要移花接木。</span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>13</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、姐不是收破烂的，做不到让你随喊随到。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>14</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>15</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、锄禾日当午，啥都不靠普。闲来没事做，不如斗地主。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>16</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、老师说过：世上没有后悔药，只有老鼠药<span lang=EN-US>~<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>17</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、媳妇没了可以再找。妈只有一个。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>18</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、我不是骨头，不能让每条狗都追着跑。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>19</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、如果我中了五百万，我觉得还是捐进自己的账户吧。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>20</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、姐不是电视机，不要老是盯着姐看。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>21、</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">没有癞蛤蟆，天鹅也会寂寞......</span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>22</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、我是光棍我可耻，我给国家浪费纸。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>23</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、你淡定是因为你不怕死，我比你淡定是因为我不怕你死。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>24</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、比一比这两条鱼谁长的帅，长得帅就是明天的菜、。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>25</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、我不恨你，因为我不想记住你。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>26</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、知道我需要多大的勇气才拨下你的号码么，你却关机。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>27</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、每次问别人吃了吗？其实自己快饿死了。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>28</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、是啊。您多出名啊，拍过<span lang=EN-US>100</span>多部电影，就是现在扫黄不让播了。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>29</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、爸爸说长的帅的男人会说谎，妈妈说不帅的男人也会说谎，你爸是个很好的例。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>30</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、狼心狗肺总好过撕心裂肺。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly" class=MsoNormal align=center><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US><o:p> </o:p></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US><o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>31</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、不要以为你晒黑了就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>32</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、看看你的排名，就知道你班有多少人。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>33</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、上流社会的人，总喜欢做点下流的事。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>34</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、携子之手，将子拖走，子若不走，好，关门放狗。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>35</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、不要跟我说你爱我，这句话听多了想吐…<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>36</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、常在厨房走，哪能不切手<span lang=EN-US>?<o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>37</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、人生没有如果，只有结果和后果。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>38</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、最有魅力的人是康师傅，每天都有成千上万的人泡他。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>39</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、我身材其实挺好，肥而不腻。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>40</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、等我有钱了，我就带我最讨厌的人去最好的神经病院！</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">能掩盖你是白痴的事实。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>41</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、外面的世界太多细菌，我怕一出去就会被传染。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>42</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、你那么有钱为什么不让鬼来推磨？<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>43</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、别把人和狗相提并论，狗最起码忠诚<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>44</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、人生就像一次旅行，指不定会在哪翻车<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>45</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、不要给我压力，那将是我成为你上司的动力。</span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>46</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、挂个蚊帐在里面裸睡，挑逗蚊子，把它急死。</span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>47</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、孩子，人傻不能复生。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>48</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、你这种说话方式在修辞学里叫做“扯”。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>49</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、你踩我的脚没事，可别踩我的鞋呀！<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>50</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、如果帅也是一种罪，那我已罪无可赦；如果酷也是一种错，那我已一错再错；如果聪明也要受罚，那我岂不要受千刀万剐？<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>51</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、在这个时代，没人在乎你是不是杨过，而在乎你是不是尹志平！<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>52</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、很帅很迷茫，很丑很嚣张。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>53</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、上网有意思吗？为了弄清楚这个问题，我就一直在上网。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>54</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、大多数说地老天荒，却极少到人老珠黄。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>55</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、别迷恋哥，哥只是个传说，别爱上姐，姐只会让你吐血<span lang=EN-US>56</span>、我允许你走进我的世界，但决不允许你在我的世界里走来走去。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>57</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、只要锄头舞的好，哪有墙头挖不倒。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>58</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、哥在哪里摔倒，就在哪里趴着。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>59</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>60</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、广告看的好好的，突然蹦出个电视剧。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>61</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、到一寺庙，一得道高僧讲：施主捐些款吧，三百五百的都行。回答说：实在没带这么多钱，下次吧。高僧回答：可以刷卡。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>62</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、当你走过来，我低下了头，我不是害羞，我只是在找砖头。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>63</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、心若不静，耳根亦不会清静<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>64</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、如果你想超越别人，就应该先打败自己。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>65</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、世界上从来没有永远优秀的人，也没有什么都优秀的人。</span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><span lang=EN-US>66</span>、强者不是不会倒下的人，而是在无数次倒下之后仍坚持站起来的人。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>67</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、做人应有抱负，而不应有报复，更不应有包袱。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>68</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、拥有一个清醒的头脑比拥有一个强健的身体更重要。<span lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" class=MsoNormal><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>69</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt">、不怕有错，只怕找不到错。找不到错，不代表没错。<span lang=EN-US><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span></span></span></p>
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